Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 23, 2018

Merc is still alive, she surely is hard as nails.

I wonder if there’s a market for evil baby powder? And we still don’t know blondie’s name, unless it really is “Kid.”

I’m disappointed. I thought there would be a loud “ka-sub!” sound when a submarine surfaces.

Don’t know about the salami, but after the bologna the crew just pulled they are likely to end up with cold cuts from Rip.

Rip, this sub does have salami and fixins: look in the refrigerator next to the captain’s quarters.

Well, the simulation/ dream suggestion is out.

Hmmm…nuclear or diesel electric? I’m guessing nuke based on the conning tower. Mind you, nuclear subs are pretty spendy. I’m guessing that the Scorpion could give your average Bond villain a run for his or her money.

KA-SUB!

KA-CRUSH INTO A FINE POWDER!

I may never look at baby powder the same way again…

I have to say, Rip’s a hero in this one….ka-hero

First thing is to shoot that rat in the forehead at the top of the conning tower. In one of the Resident Evil films post holocaust, find out that Umbrella Corps had been working with the Russians and had purchased several Acula class subs to use for their very own. Even used the submarine pen and you could see the elaborate left over Soviet symbolism dusty and grimy but still an eye full.