Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 06, 2019

Sheriff Clueless; “Who is this Cobra person you speak of, Rip?” I thought those three “criminally inclined young ladies” were out to rob Corrine of her poker winnings?

Ka-FETAL POSITION!

Nice trick, Houdini. When you finally get out of there you’re going to look like one of those Japanese square watermelons.

Wow, Sheriff Squarejaw did all of that with his busted leg? Impressive…most impressive.

Okay, I’m officially disappointed in our trusty sheriff. I sort of assumed he was a more clueless version of Rip.

KA-SCAREDY CAT! (Can’t say I blame him though.)

Rip: “Where’s the key?”Sheriff: “It’s safe in here with me!”

That can’t be good for his busted leg… or his lower back.

Me thinks he’s been in there before!

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