Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2019

Yes, Breezy is amazingly hot. There’s something about a redhead.

Breezy, you knew what Rip was like, you married him. Quite a shame you’ve forgotten about being Rip’s handler and helping him save the world.

I guess motherhood burned out some critical brain cells because she used to understand all of this.

Breezy you had an affair when Rip was missing. Even for a normal man that’s not easily forgiven. Rip’s focus is where it always has been on defeating villains and saving others, You want Rip back, let yourself need rescuing from a villain and you will remember why you love him all over again.

Rip, Rip. There’s an amazing adventure right in front of you. Surely you can put those other things on hold for awhile.

Ka-GOTTA RUN!

She left out “rich”. Now she’s amazingly hot, and rich.

Groan….

whoa wait a minute!…..wasn’t she one that became the Ripster’s Boss and proceeded to ground him and practically jail him at home to take care of baby fireball….and she did that even though she knew FULL WELL that the Ripster, with his giggling KA-knuckles of Justice and Retribution, is a Man of Action…..well…..isn’t she just clueless, whiny and playing the world’s smallest violin….

Don’t worry, Rip. I’ll take care of her while you’re gone.

All you have to do is tell him the pancake house is his if he stays.

KA-CAPERS!

Don’t be a fool, Rip! (KA-FOOL!) Breezy still loves you! You could at least take her along with you on your adventures!

He used to understand better. Something’s very messed up here.

And so, our dashing hero dashes off again.

I miss the Breezy that was as action-ready as Rip