Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2020

“Here’s some training films to review!”

So they went out to lunch but never returned?

I think now I know why they call themselves Skull.

Okay, okay! Find the dang cell phone, get a shave and get back to adventures with those beautiful civilized ladies … uh… I mean civilization!

Careful Rip! I’d be suspicious of that box of pancake mix after seeing it so close to that skeleton!

Of course, that is assuming you can find milk and eggs to actually make pancake batter, a hot skillet and cooking oil to prepare them, and butter and syrup to garnish your pancakes while you recap over them.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if it turns out that Rip has everything he needs, but has no idea how to cook a pancake?

Yum, a box of pancake mix that has been sitting open for a very long time.

Ka-SKULL SKULL!

What a revoltin’ development. A dead guy who ate all the pancakes.

ka-RIP

KA-DESERTED!

Well, at least Rip found pancakes. (Whether or not they’re edible is another matter, though.)

Are you sure he went happy? Do you see evidence of syrup?

He’s like an alien finding evidence of intelligent life.

Either that security guard saw something really scary or he found out that he was out of maple syrup!