Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 21, 2020

Just to all the cyberpervs in the audience…I notice no one here seems to consider the possibility that la femme is underage.

(More importantly, I do not recall a shovel attachment on a Swiss army knife – not even on the nautical models – or most conventional pocket-sized multitools. Is it possible she has mixed up one of the openers – either bottle or can? I would not put it past most inexperienced users, but then I’m an aficionado who turned a key clip into a Leatherman by including blades and bits from three different knives – including a fork, a spoon, and a few foam washers I cut myself.)