Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 23, 2020

Oh, you ain’t seen nothing yet Blondie.

Well, if you hear fists giggling, you’re not cracking up… ;-)

“I can’t seem to face up to the facts/ I’m tense and nervous, and I can’t relax/ I can’t sleep ‘cause my bed’s on fire/ Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire”

You don’t like the remote forest shack? You wanted to sneak inside a bear cave or something again, eh, Goldilocks?

why aren’t Rip’s fist giggling at the prospect? And, Goldie, Rip is a man of action, and, usually has no time for romance, so if you’ll still thinking that this is some gag that your friends set for some “fun,” you’re going to be disappointed.

Maybe she’d rather stand out front and do cheers for the monster.

Yea! Though I walk through the Valley of Death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest M-F in the valley, bar none.

The cheerleader reminds me:

There was a young woman who went to see the Doctor at university. During the course or her examination, the Doctor had her disrobe, and she had a “T” mark on her chest. The Doctor asked her what that mark was, and somewhat embarrassed she said, well my boyfriend goes to Tulane, and he never takes his lettermen’s jacket off. The doctor smiled at this, and finished the exam.

Later, another young woman came in, and during her examination, he noticed a M on her chest. He smiled knowingly and said, “I bet your boyfriend goes to Michigan, doesn’t he?”

The girl looked perplexed and said, “No, but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin!”

They say that hands are the most difficult thing to draw.

Sound tactics, if you can’t escape – face the enemy on your ground not his.

holey conspicuous duck tape, Batman!

KA-FISTS!

Just be glad that he and his giggling fists are on your side, lady.

I’m not trapped in here with you. You’re trapped in here with me.

Can’t you hear the giggling yet, girl?

Ths is the kind of slasher movie I’d enjoy.

Who here is the real psycho?