Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2021

Ah Sophie. You’re too kind-hearted (and film literal) for your own good.

Sopapilla doesn’t even know ET’s true name? Surely it’s not “Sweet Baboo?”

Spoilers! 8)

Maybe he actually walked off a cliff while hacking away at the undergrowth.

Oh let’s go see!!! He might be caught by a Python!!!

KA-ENDGAME!

Knowing El Tornado, he could be just screaming because he saw a bug or something.

I know it’s very ‘guy’ of me to notice this, but damn! girl! You have one smokin’ silhouette!

If this were a movie, I would be shouting, ’DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT!’

Maybe El Tornado just stepped barefoot on a Lego brick.

Much like the scream I made in “Infinity War”, when Thanos killed Loki.