Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2022

Well, I’m sure you’ll never see her again after this episode.

I often substitute mashed potatoes for french fries, when I can.

turkey burger + mashed potatoes = good lunch

Nothing like a sugar bullet to get Rip’s juices flowing.

Is Archer based on the Ripster?

KA-SUGAR BULLET!

Yeah, that’s an awesome metaphor.

Yes. Yes they are.

“♪ ♪ Wastin’ away again in Megasmoochieville…”

Come for the metaphors, stay for the similes.