Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 13, 2022

“Don’t believe that Sticks and Stones business – words hurt too! Not quite as much giggling fists, but still.”

Oh, yeah, cue the Godzilla theme now! Because Rip is about to channel that monster!

Words. Fail. Me.

“He even hits harder in the self-esteem department.”

Who are you kidding, pal? If you’d had any self esteem to begin with you wouldn’t have been a goon for Madame Silk.

Iron Man +

Emotional scars last longer.

Did the goon who Rip “borrowed” the suit from, happen to leave the instruction manual in one of the “pockets”? Or, will Rip learn how to operate it on the fly. This is Rip, even if he has the instruction manual, he won’t take time to read it.

I wonder if those iron fists ka-giggle.

Ah…Blueberries and pancakes. My fav!!

Right in the KA-self esteem!

Maybe Rip can sell the suit on ebay and get back the bank’s money. :)

But I’m thinking the jaw might be a tight fit

KA-MECHAHAYWIRE!

WHOA! No doubt about it, Madame Silk and her goons are doomed!

Rip in that suit is like have a cross between Captain America and the Hulk wearing Tony Stark’s suit.

Silky…you’ve been a BAAAADDD Girl…and in panel two it looks like you know it

This is a Hired Goon News Update! Rip Haywire has gained access to Madame Silk’s Super Soldier Suit, and his fists are now laughing themselves silly over the upgrade!

And here’s another update… I’M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!

Hopefully, Rip will be able to warn Breezy if she unintentionally crashes this party. Due to her tears, however, Cobra seems more likely to arrive first..and maybe she’ll be wearing a catsuit(Madame Silk, I think, might be Cobra’s cousin).