Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2023

Smooooth.

Tank is keeping his eye on the big picture. Rip had it worse with that sexy married woman years before he ‘wed’ Cobra.

nice to see Smoke doesn’t need pushup bra when her arm can push up one …. and Fire’s hand can push up the other

Cue the awkward teenage love moment in 3, 2, 1…

Sounds like “Tank” is having the same kind of luck his DNA donor has had with women.

These two have attention deficit!

Come on, you two!! Work before Play.

Dan has to stop writing scripts while hungry…

She’s much tastier raw.

KA-AWKWARD!

If villains admitted to being jerks, they wouldn’t be so villainous. To them, everyone else is at fault.

Like Kirk: a woman on every planet. Do Dicey and Sopapilla have other men on the side?