Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 26, 2011

Why would a parent name their son all those names? I never understood it, don’t they know the Chinese story of Tikki tikki tembo nosa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo and how he fell down a well??

When I was in the U.S. Army they had a way to deal with people like Mr. Usansky. On all paperwork, they would have called him simply Barnaby NMI Usanski. (NMI = no middle initial.)

Is he related to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt??

Remember ‘Ritchie Petrie’ (Dick Van Dyke Show) had ‘Rosebud’ as his middle name — the first letter of Rob & Lauras family names (Robert Oscar Sam Edward Benjamin Ulysses David)

Just call him “Bob”.. ;)

i bet that Nick Crawford guy who owns the houdini dog is really awesome and handsome!

Great Scot!Who needs an appellation like that one, unless it’s an extended mountain range?

Apparently Usansky kept his name to adulthood. His parents weren’t Russian to change it.

Yeah, but everyone calls him Alphabet for short.

I had an aunt named Edna. Didn’t know until the obit was published that Edna was the middle name. (First was Elizabeth)

Or how about B. Incompetent Obama, Clark?

I am sure Nick Crawford is awesome and handsome too lol. the dog story is alot more interesting than some guys name!

Are all his names Christening names perhaps?

Can the dog escape from “A room without windows, a room without doors?”