Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 12, 2018

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    Leroy  almost 7 years ago

    If it takes you 80 hours to fall asleep, I’m not so sure you’re cured.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    L.D. … any relation to Josh? (Where are the next three 25%s of human bones?)

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    Leroy  almost 7 years ago

    You wish that you could fall asleepAnd dream of someone named Philippe.I’d guess that you’ve tried counting sheep,Imagining each one to leapAnd fall into a woolly heap—But found from that you could not reapA moment of sweet slumber deep.Still waiting for your clock to beep,So your appointments you can keepWith time to stop your classic JeepAnd pick up breakfast on the cheap,You toss and turn then start to weep.

    Another hour spent in bed,The pillow hot beneath your head,Becoming filled with mounting dreadOf dreary meetings still ahead,Perchance to nod out there insteadOf listening to speaker Fred.Would I be far off if I saidIt makes you wish that you were dead?If not, perhaps then I’ve misreadYour twisting ’neath the quilt bedspread.…[Just 79 hours and 59 minutes left]

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    That’s not much of an insomnia cure if L.D. was able to stay awake for 80 hours.

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    The Cure For Insomnia; all 32 episodes on Netflix.

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

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    Waittilnxyr  almost 7 years ago

    I wonder how many artificial islands got concrete.

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    MDMom  almost 7 years ago

    . . . today’s Ripley’s BION has already put me to sleep! Not unusual, since I haven’t had my coffee, yet. lol! :)

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    Jefano Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Would the unabridged Mahabharata in Sanskrit be that long?

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    paranormal  almost 7 years ago

    No wonder China has so many floods.

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