You wish that you could fall asleepAnd dream of someone named Philippe.I’d guess that you’ve tried counting sheep,Imagining each one to leapAnd fall into a woolly heap—But found from that you could not reapA moment of sweet slumber deep.Still waiting for your clock to beep,So your appointments you can keepWith time to stop your classic JeepAnd pick up breakfast on the cheap,You toss and turn then start to weep.
Another hour spent in bed,The pillow hot beneath your head,Becoming filled with mounting dreadOf dreary meetings still ahead,Perchance to nod out there insteadOf listening to speaker Fred.Would I be far off if I saidIt makes you wish that you were dead?If not, perhaps then I’ve misreadYour twisting ’neath the quilt bedspread.…[Just 79 hours and 59 minutes left]
Leroy almost 7 years ago
If it takes you 80 hours to fall asleep, I’m not so sure you’re cured.
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
L.D. … any relation to Josh? (Where are the next three 25%s of human bones?)
Leroy almost 7 years ago
You wish that you could fall asleepAnd dream of someone named Philippe.I’d guess that you’ve tried counting sheep,Imagining each one to leapAnd fall into a woolly heap—But found from that you could not reapA moment of sweet slumber deep.Still waiting for your clock to beep,So your appointments you can keepWith time to stop your classic JeepAnd pick up breakfast on the cheap,You toss and turn then start to weep.
Another hour spent in bed,The pillow hot beneath your head,Becoming filled with mounting dreadOf dreary meetings still ahead,Perchance to nod out there insteadOf listening to speaker Fred.Would I be far off if I saidIt makes you wish that you were dead?If not, perhaps then I’ve misreadYour twisting ’neath the quilt bedspread.…[Just 79 hours and 59 minutes left]
Bilan almost 7 years ago
That’s not much of an insomnia cure if L.D. was able to stay awake for 80 hours.
J Short almost 7 years ago
The Cure For Insomnia; all 32 episodes on Netflix.
J Short almost 7 years ago
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
Waittilnxyr almost 7 years ago
I wonder how many artificial islands got concrete.
MDMom almost 7 years ago
. . . today’s Ripley’s BION has already put me to sleep! Not unusual, since I haven’t had my coffee, yet. lol! :)
Jefano Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Would the unabridged Mahabharata in Sanskrit be that long?
paranormal almost 7 years ago
No wonder China has so many floods.