Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 29, 2019

what did those Chinese drivers even do to pass the time for those two weeks?

Don’t those fighter jet cockpits have explosive bolts on them?

“Here’s China-Chopper with a traffic update:”

chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip…

ϟ If you’re takin’ the 405, allow an extra 15 minutes to get where you’re going. If you’re headed east on the B-T, you might want to start meditating on the noble truth of suffering. If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, call GEICO. GEICO: Steer your way to savings. ϟ

chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip….

“But I was wrong. Baby, I took too long. I got caught in the rush hour. Then it started to shower…..”

Did the FFA ground the planes then ? ;-)

Somebody’s bright idea at the Pentagon: “Hey, let’s close the canopies with airplane glue. It works with all my Revells!”

The hope is that pilot had a non-fibrous meal that morning prior to climbing into the cockpit.

Does that Raptor have a bathroom?

and little Shirley never missed a line???

A lot of Woking and roiling

There is a Rescue panel right next to the cockpit to release the canopy, what a bunch of Bozos!

12 days? That’s nothing. Just watch what will happen in the UK and France in 14 days.

They made more Chinese.

And I thought 5 mph for rush hour was slow.

Slow foot. Quick mind. Careful crew.