Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 30, 2020

Does the brain surgery have to be successful for it to be considered brain surgery?

Since the Polish wife Maria Skłodowska of Frenchman Pierre Curie, there hasn’t been another two-time winner of Nobel Prizes, has there?

I’m gonna guess most cockroach brain surgery is less for the cockroach’s benefit, and more like using them as a model to test different nerve injury factors.

After hitting 45 mph, Kevin had to go back and pick up all of the weeds he dropped along the street.

I tried googling “do roaches have brain” and the first suggestion that came up was “do roaches have b-lls.” The results for that were inconclusive.

Why would anyone even WANT to perform brain surgery on cockroaches?

I perform brain surgery on cockroaches with my foot.

Kevin must have one huge garden. (-:

The only brain surgery I would do on cockroaches is stamp on them heavily while saying, Homer Simpson-like, “You go squish now!”

Upon failing to yield to a semi-tractor trailer, it became known as the

Barrow-Of-Death.

Kevin Nicks, inventor/Engineer/mechanic/gardener

A brilliant scientist named Rick Sanchez turned himself into a pickle.

He became Pickle Rick.

Pickle Rick was accidently swept into a storm drain. As a picke with a face but no hands, he lured a cockroach over; where he killed it by biting it’s head. Then he ripped the top of the roach’s head off, and used his tongue surgically to illicit movement of the roach’s arms and legs.

Ultimately this allowed him the necessary mobility to built up to a nano-skeleton and supplemental rat brains that allowed him to escape to Shoney’s Restaurant with his daughter to tie one on. It’s on TV so it must be True!

Rick and Morty on Cartoon Network. Believe it or not.

That’s good news! Politicians are not hopeless!! (As you can see, I’m politically correct. I put all of them in the joke, not just Trump :P )

Oh great. Now lesser cockroaches will die from brain hemorrhage.

does that surgery work on wheelbarrow riders too?

Wheelbarrow? Try Colin Furze’s mobility scooter at 70mph.

The best: https://youtu.be/zy5rkw4SeP4

https://youtu.be/i2D2fP6yBzU

Life is really not fair. I’m still waiting for my first Nobel Prize.

Just because something is possible doesn’t mean we should do it. Look at poor old Dr. Frankenstein!

And with very little anesthesia.

Take care, may the ward be with you, and gesundheit.

Upon her death Madam Curie’s pet reindeer was bequeathed to Kris Kringle.

Senator Rand Paul used the filibuster to defeat the Republican Health Care Bill that covered Senator Ted Cruz’ proposed cockroach brain surgery.

The British government put the confiscated wheelbarrow with Nick’s motorized grass seeder and motorized manure spreader.

LOL that’s what happened to the leaders of the demo

why would one perform brain surgery on a cockroach? and will it be covered under pet insurance?

Wow! Not just first WOMAN.

Why perform brain surgery on a cockroach. Will it make them smarter Democrats?

Not for the faint of heart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy5rkw4SeP4

just hope that they’re not playing the ramones in the background while doing roach brain surgery…

I think I found the photo image used for the drawing of Marie Curie above. She looks better in the actual photo.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Marie_Curie_c1920.jpg

What is the average velocity of an unladen motorized wheelbarrow?

So does that mean we can make remote controled drone roaches like Right Arm’s in “The Fifth Element”???