Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 10, 2021

So what demons do chitipati ward off?

Did the Churchills specifically breed cats to look like that, and did they just give the female cats away because they couldn’t be named “Jock”? I doubt the Churchills were big faves of the ASPCA! And I bet the Chitipati would love the food at Chipolte. And I bet that woman felt kind of sore for a while there.

Well, now that the cat’s out of the bag…tell us more about Churchill.

I’ll bet the Skeleton Dance was thought up at one wild Saturday night party. Everything sacred started out somewhere.

Or so she said.

Take care, may famed dancer Comet Vixen Cupid Rudolphord be with you, and gesundheit.

What do the first 2 comments above have to do with today’s RBION?

What made it so dang important to the Churchills that there ALWAYS be an ORANGE MARMELADE cat, specifically named ‘Jock’, at the residence. Unless there’s an interesting story behind it, it’s just… lame.

I wonder if Ann had any side effects from being hit…no pun intended.

The meteorite sued for injuries it sustained.

Yet another rerun. Whazzup RBION? Out of the entire universe, there’s nothing new to share with us, to believe or not?

Seems like a woman can’t go anywhere without being hit on…

Winston requested that Clement Attlee clean the litter box.

Ann went on to inspire and be the poster woman for the burgeoning Alabama Citrus industry.

After the dance Tibetan monks go ‘Trick or Treating’.

That bruise look like a MONSTOUS hickey…