Hello, all! I was unavoidably shanghaied last night, but tonight I return Triumphant. (Hark – are those french horns?) Beware of gifts bearing Greeks, but Irishmen bearing jokes, not so much. Anyhow, I’m still in Military Mode…
An all-female song-and-dance group was entertaining soldiers overseas. After their performance, it was dinnertime. The tour director asked, “So, Ladies, do you want to mess with the officers or the enlisted men?”
The performers looked at one another. Then one of them, shrugging her shoulders, said “We really don’t care, as long as we get something to eat first.”
Silver, lend me your snare drum, would you? Then I’m OUT! (But maybe sneaking out this time…)
Hello, all! I was unavoidably shanghaied last night, but tonight I return Triumphant. (Hark – are those french horns?) Beware of gifts bearing Greeks, but Irishmen bearing jokes, not so much. Anyhow, I’m still in Military Mode…
An all-female song-and-dance group was entertaining soldiers overseas. After their performance, it was dinnertime. The tour director asked, “So, Ladies, do you want to mess with the officers or the enlisted men?”
The performers looked at one another. Then one of them, shrugging her shoulders, said “We really don’t care, as long as we get something to eat first.”
Silver, lend me your snare drum, would you? Then I’m OUT! (But maybe sneaking out this time…)