Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 04, 2022

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    monkeysky  over 2 years ago

    Not just spiders, but many arthropods. After all, they don’t have an internal skeletal structure to attach conventional muscles to.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    which parts of Canada exactly have low gravity? northernmost Yukon Territory, Northwest Territory, and Nunavut Territory?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 2 years ago

    So, Spiders are an RBION thing tonight. Let’s see what I can turn up.

    I asked my kid for a phone book. They rolled their eyes and said “OK boomer, we don’t use those anymore” and handed me their phone.

    Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 2 years ago

    My boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.”

    Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Spiderman.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 2 years ago

    How many spiders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Only two. But how in the heck did they get in there?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 2 years ago

    Me: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don’t understand why?

    Wife: I’m pretty sure it’s to stop the male from snoring before it starts.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 2 years ago

    When I die I want to come back as a spider.

    That way I’ll finally hear girls say “omg it’s huge.”

    That’s enough for tonight.

    Until next time.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m going to move to those lower gravity parts so I could lose some weight.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  about 2 years ago

    If you talk to anyone from the Ottawa, Ontario area, they say “a-boat.” A friend of mine was talking about his pop-up camper and I jokingly asked if he was talking about “a boat” trailer!

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    khmo  about 2 years ago

    does Colgate the college relate to Colgate the toothpaste??

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 years ago

    Reminds me of my ex.. “Well, I’m off to Yukon to weigh myself.”

    Take care, may unseen spider Mleef “No Matter Where You Go On Earth You’re Never More Than A Few Yards From One Of Us” Mlonord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    Spider Man…Spider Man…

    Crammed Jonah Jameson into a garbage can

    Air-mailed the can all the way to Japan….

    Spider Maaannnnn……

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    heathcliff2  about 2 years ago

    Hope Canada can work it out.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 2 years ago

    I would think Canada would have less gravity than the USA. Gravity is affected by mass and Canadians are less dense.

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    JoshHere  about 2 years ago

    I didn’t know parts of the Moon belong to Canada

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    Buckeye67  about 2 years ago

    I visited a town in Canada, Fredericton, New Brunswick, where there was a hill that your car could coast uphill. Must of been one of those low gravity places.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  about 2 years ago

    Robot Spiders due to hydraulics…

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2022/07/28/rice-university-dead-spider-grabber-claws-gr-orig.cnn

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    It’s a good thing the gravity is lower in Canada instead of the Equator. They just found that the Earth is starting to spin faster. If the gravity was lower in the Equator, people might start flying off the planet.

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