And when he got to heaven he was greeted by angels.
“How are you Mr. Pope?”
“Wonderful, I am so delighted to be in the gracious kingdom of heaven.”
After checking the pope in the angels gave him a tour of heaven. He got to see giant fountains, beautiful parks, and a huge mansion. Nearing the end of his tour the pope turned to the angel and asked where he will be staying. The angel answers that they’ll be there shortly. When they finally arrive the pope is handed the keys to his condo.
“A condo? How come I don’t get to stay in that mansion that I saw?”
“That mansion is reserved for a lawyer.”
“A lawyer? I dedicated my whole life to god, and I get a condo, and a lawyer gets a mansion?”
“Yes, you must understand. We have plenty of popes up here, but we’ve only got the one lawyer.”
Speaking about fountains….
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16 years ago the pope died.
And when he got to heaven he was greeted by angels.
“How are you Mr. Pope?”
“Wonderful, I am so delighted to be in the gracious kingdom of heaven.”
After checking the pope in the angels gave him a tour of heaven. He got to see giant fountains, beautiful parks, and a huge mansion. Nearing the end of his tour the pope turned to the angel and asked where he will be staying. The angel answers that they’ll be there shortly. When they finally arrive the pope is handed the keys to his condo.
“A condo? How come I don’t get to stay in that mansion that I saw?”
“That mansion is reserved for a lawyer.”
“A lawyer? I dedicated my whole life to god, and I get a condo, and a lawyer gets a mansion?”
“Yes, you must understand. We have plenty of popes up here, but we’ve only got the one lawyer.”