Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 26, 2013

Awww he offended the birdy

Too little too late, Jimbo.

And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, “Usta”.

The cow is already out of the barn, Jimbo.

A BUDGIE TO HIS LADY LOVE

Life has its valleys, Life has its peaks,And the zenith of my life Is rubbing our beaks!

That’s not a sonnet, but Shiva probably doesn’t know the difference.

So now I know where the Angry Birds came from…

I really thought the underside of the bird’s right wing was something black he was holding in his beak…