Maybe he can hum a few bars…
Let the hummer jokes begin!
There once was a Hummer from NANTUCKET …………..
…Who kept all his cash in a bucket His daughter named Nan Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket!
He followed the pair to Pawtucket The man and the girl and the bucket He said to the man, You’re welcome to Nan But as for the bucket, Pawtucket!
Oh, boy,,,,,,,,,
The was a joke once or a line in some old movie or TV show about killing a canary because it was going to sing…can’t remember.
Did you hear the one about the bird who wore a bell? It was a humdinger!
There once was a hummer from Philly, Who was arrested for fraud (I mean, really!) They tried everything To make the bird sing But the cops ended up looking silly…
they need a ‘good cop’ who offers bird seed and a comfy perch
They need the toughest cop in the world - Pearl. She made Will Ferrell talk!
Baby Cop
Well duh, you’ve got a hummingbird instead of a canary.
parethed almost 15 years ago
Maybe he can hum a few bars…
Hardhar almost 15 years ago
Let the hummer jokes begin!
Ronshua almost 15 years ago
There once was a Hummer from NANTUCKET …………..
TheWildSow almost 15 years ago
…Who kept all his cash in a bucket His daughter named Nan Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket!
He followed the pair to Pawtucket The man and the girl and the bucket He said to the man, You’re welcome to Nan But as for the bucket, Pawtucket!
Jolly1995 almost 15 years ago
Oh, boy,,,,,,,,,
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The was a joke once or a line in some old movie or TV show about killing a canary because it was going to sing…can’t remember.
McGehee almost 15 years ago
Did you hear the one about the bird who wore a bell? It was a humdinger!
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
There once was a hummer from Philly, Who was arrested for fraud (I mean, really!) They tried everything To make the bird sing But the cops ended up looking silly…
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
they need a ‘good cop’ who offers bird seed and a comfy perch
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
They need the toughest cop in the world - Pearl. She made Will Ferrell talk!
Baby Cop
Earthling Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well duh, you’ve got a hummingbird instead of a canary.