What happens when it gets wet, which is very probable for a pirate at sea? I’ll tell you: first the matches get soggy and flatten, then the wooden leg absorbs the water and warps, causing Blackbeard to either have knockknees or be bowlegged, which will make all the other pirates laugh at him, making him even meaner!
grapfhics over 14 years ago
no limp?
Hardhar over 14 years ago
How could he be limp?…Certainly not with a woody like that! (Sorry, just couldn’t help myself).
ksoskins over 14 years ago
A rollicking band of pirates we, Who, tired of tossing on the sea, Are trying their hand at a burglaree, With weapons grim and gory.
AddADadaAdDad over 14 years ago
Just stay away from shuffling those dance steps, Blackbeard.
McGehee over 14 years ago
Rubin’s sure got him pegged.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
What happens when it gets wet, which is very probable for a pirate at sea? I’ll tell you: first the matches get soggy and flatten, then the wooden leg absorbs the water and warps, causing Blackbeard to either have knockknees or be bowlegged, which will make all the other pirates laugh at him, making him even meaner!
davesmithsit over 14 years ago
Firestarter.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
are those “matching” Birkenstocks?
lisa4romMpls over 14 years ago
Come on baby, light my fire
minimainer over 14 years ago
Haven’t any of you have waited on tables? We always used a matchbook to balance the table on an unsteady floor…
Keith Messamer over 14 years ago
It strikes me as a fire hazard.