Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 08, 2010

Washy, Washy, Washy!

That probably wouldn’t work in work in my office either. Some people are just disgusting (I won’t say pigs).

They forgot to say ‘please’.

Mother’s word is law.

Word from your mother.

Best not be talking about my momma!

And remember to wash long enough to sing the “Happy Birthday” song twice.

hmm, doesn’t state law require that urinal to be a LITTLE further away from that sink?

Where’s the soap dispenser?

Saop dispenser is to the right of the paper towel dispenser, to the right of the trash can. It’s a really BIG rest room.

Maybe this would work. We should try it. Most people are cautious about what Mom thinks of them.

That low sink next to the urinal reminds be of a story my friend’s wife told me.

She would always take her youngest son into the ladies room when he was very small. One day at a drive-in movie she made my friend take him to the men’s room because he was getting to old for her to take him anymore.

After returning, her son looked at her wide-eyed and said “MOM…dad peed in the sink!”. (He had never seen a urinal before.)

That depends on the cleaness of the bathroom.

Momma is always right, and the older you get the more you relize it.