Spent the night on an old battleship (USS Massachusetts) and got the bottom bunk (of 4). The guy on the bunk directly above me must’ve weighed 300 pounds. When I went to bed nobody was there. Then I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t move. Those bunks were only metal tubing with canvass stretched across them, and this guy’s canvass had sunk so low that it was maybe one inch from my face. Tried to wake the guy, but he was sawing logs and wouldn’t budge. Kept praying that canvass would hold…
Daniel Aplet over 12 years ago
Yes the monkey is the one that should be on top
cdward over 12 years ago
Spent the night on an old battleship (USS Massachusetts) and got the bottom bunk (of 4). The guy on the bunk directly above me must’ve weighed 300 pounds. When I went to bed nobody was there. Then I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t move. Those bunks were only metal tubing with canvass stretched across them, and this guy’s canvass had sunk so low that it was maybe one inch from my face. Tried to wake the guy, but he was sawing logs and wouldn’t budge. Kept praying that canvass would hold…
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
He’s putting his tiny foot down!
danketaz Premium Member over 12 years ago
and no more monkeys jumping on the bed. it just gives the elephants ideas.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Poor monkey. He can’t monkey around for awhile.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Not a big fan of monkeys, but even I pity this little guy!
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
I’ve been seeing a lot of Oz jokes in gag-a-day comics lately. What gives?
lily245pj over 12 years ago
Poor little thing..hang in there.