Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 06, 2014

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    Barker62  about 10 years ago

    Just bear with us…….

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    PICTO  about 10 years ago

    Live your whole life to have sex once and then die!Sounds kind of ichthy.

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    cdward  about 10 years ago

    That is correct. No second chance.

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    one-non_blonde  about 10 years ago

    at least the bear is letting her finish her call

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 10 years ago

    Once the female has deposited her eggs in the rocks and pebbles, any male swimming over can fertilize them. They don’t actually have sex, which doubtless explains the expression “poor fish”. So “cell-phone Sally” the salmon still has a chance of genetic immortality, that is if she deposited her eggs before becoming lunch.

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    CajunReaper Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I don’t know, I take it as the fish on the other end of the phone is the fish in the bear’s mouth. It won’t be making the trip because of that.

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    jbenzver5  about 10 years ago

    http://www.despair.com/ambition.html

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    anymouse77  about 10 years ago

    @ Scott Stevens: I think you are right – these are different fish – one with blue fins and one with red – one with a gray cell phone and one with white

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