Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 26, 2018

Must have gotten the inspiration for this gag while playing Rubik’s Cube (Bwahahaha!)!

Milk bath? Do you want it Pasteurized?

No, just up to my chin!

When I was a kid, my Mom worked for an Avon competitor called “Milk Maid.” All beauty products had milk in them.

I’m sure the punsters are going to milk this for all it’s worth.

Udder bliss and relaxation.

But don’t you just hate when they stand to be milked? (Far Side)

…ew…