Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 07, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When I was a kid, your standard alien was a “little green man”. When did they all get gray?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If they’re all gray, then it isn’t premature; it’s typical for their species.

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    …AND hairless…

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I wonder if the water in that sink really sinks, and in which direction does it swirl?

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    But those little frown lines will be permanent if you don’t stop fretting.

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    WCraft  over 5 years ago

    Do they start out little and green?

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    Use just for Qyxzilians.

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    Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Required makeup for a Mary Worth pool party.

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