Maybe they can find the culprit by taking the blade-prints! Get him to forensics!
It looks like gnomocide to me.
Pixie dust
Gnome mower, that is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc
He should have said, “Either way, he’s gnome NO more.”
Lawn and Order – SUV ?
I suspect it was a gang of lawn jockeys.
Doink doink.
How do we know he was hit by a mower..is the standing man just planning false suggestions? Here’s another suggestion…he did it.
Planting, not planning.
Well, that gnome is not named Ann: We all gnow that gnome Ann is an island. She’d have been safe there…
if i remember correctly, that was a blind blake tune – ♩and that’ll never happen gnome more…
ask not for whom the bell trolls……(I hope that’s okay; i’m not in the hobbit of witty sarcasm)
i’m sorry my last comment was a frodoian slip
I’m not fond of lawn gnomes, but the one I really can’t stand is the “spokesperson” in those commercials for that travel website. If we’re lucky he’ll be the next victim.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Maybe they can find the culprit by taking the blade-prints! Get him to forensics!
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
It looks like gnomocide to me.
robolt almost 5 years ago
Pixie dust
AtariDragon almost 5 years ago
Gnome mower, that is.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc
betseytacy almost 5 years ago
He should have said, “Either way, he’s gnome NO more.”
NORTHIDAHO almost 5 years ago
Lawn and Order – SUV ?
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
I suspect it was a gang of lawn jockeys.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Doink doink.
Lightpainter almost 5 years ago
How do we know he was hit by a mower..is the standing man just planning false suggestions? Here’s another suggestion…he did it.
Lightpainter almost 5 years ago
Planting, not planning.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Well, that gnome is not named Ann: We all gnow that gnome Ann is an island. She’d have been safe there…
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
if i remember correctly, that was a blind blake tune – ♩and that’ll never happen gnome more…
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
ask not for whom the bell trolls……(I hope that’s okay; i’m not in the hobbit of witty sarcasm)
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
i’m sorry my last comment was a frodoian slip
paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m not fond of lawn gnomes, but the one I really can’t stand is the “spokesperson” in those commercials for that travel website. If we’re lucky he’ll be the next victim.