Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 17, 2020

Rubin has given new life to a flagging joke!

Just what the alien astronaut theorists were afraid of.

Where is Bill Engvall when we need him?

He’s got a board with a nail in it. Run Kodos!

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So Captain Marvel zapped him right between the eyes

Zap

All the children sing

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Hurry! Call Adam West’s Batman to save the day!

HA! Watch THIS! “PEW PEW PEW”! (It worked for Star Wars!) (Mostly. Them people couldn’t hit a barn from the INSIDE.)

Gag me with a rubber chicken.

That’s really trumps new Space Force trying to dominate flyover country.

Gene Autry and the Phantom Empire

Time to pull out the “WAP” (don’t look it up on urban dictionary)

I warned you!!!

I’d watch this version of “Cowboys and Aliens.”

It’s a jokebook!

But Horatio?? :>)