Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 28, 2022

Ahhh…Airpuft Bags!

And that’s the way the cookie crumbles…

Crummy tree.

Luckily, the frosting bag deployed…

Definitely would’ve cost an arm and a leg….yum

QUICK! Break out the milk! Or coffee! Or tea!

Initially, I thought he had tossed his cookies on impact.

That’s what happens when you try to drive when you’re baked …

If your cookie crumbles, make crumb cake!

That’s how the cookie crumbles: I know. I couldn’t restrain myself. Probably 12 other people said it too.

The insurance company will write off the car as a total loss and sell the wreck to Nabisco.

Weird – driving around in a car made of flesh…

Is this a pun? I don’t know what kind of zone it normally is.

Cookie Crumbles sounds like the next “big” game from the people who brought you Candy Crush!

I see bread people.

Well, that’s the way the cookies crumble.

Bet his insurance premium is now baked.