I remember having to do speed reading in second grade. We also did victory drills, and one time I saw the word angle, and I was arguing with the teacher after I said angel because I had never heard of the word angle before.
That’s why I read slow. To avoid the cops.
Not to worry rapid readers, it’s only a Florida school library.
woo woo woo woo woo
I’m a fast reader, and see no reason why I should be penalized for it.
Uhoh I went 10 words over the read limit. Hope he didn’t notice
If you get caught three times, they revoke your poetic license.
Does anyone conduct the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Course?
Was this in Floriduh or Texass?
This reminds me of the late Bob Einstein (AKA Super Dave Osborne) pulling over Liberace on the Smothers Brothers.
https://youtu.be/biPiMrgHMpo
I thought it was a FL book inspector
Wait a second!….is that the cop from the Village People???
jasonsnakelover 12 months ago
I remember having to do speed reading in second grade. We also did victory drills, and one time I saw the word angle, and I was arguing with the teacher after I said angel because I had never heard of the word angle before.
TStyle78 12 months ago
That’s why I read slow. To avoid the cops.
[Unnamed Reader - dd3817] 12 months ago
Not to worry rapid readers, it’s only a Florida school library.
HOTLOTUS1 12 months ago
woo woo woo woo woo
ladykat 12 months ago
I’m a fast reader, and see no reason why I should be penalized for it.
geese28 12 months ago
Uhoh I went 10 words over the read limit. Hope he didn’t notice
The Brooklyn Accent 12 months ago
If you get caught three times, they revoke your poetic license.
paranormal 12 months ago
Does anyone conduct the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Course?
tee929 12 months ago
Was this in Floriduh or Texass?
Lablubber 12 months ago
This reminds me of the late Bob Einstein (AKA Super Dave Osborne) pulling over Liberace on the Smothers Brothers.
https://youtu.be/biPiMrgHMpo
PaulGoes 12 months ago
I thought it was a FL book inspector
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
Wait a second!….is that the cop from the Village People???