Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 01, 2023

Old joke variant. Man takes dog into bar and says he can talk. Bartender agrees to give him free drinks if the dog can answer a simple question, “Who was the best baseball player ever?” The dog goes, “Ruf!” They get kicked out. On the street the dog says to his owner, “Should I have said Joe DiMaggio?”

Baaah! Now he talks.

Mares eat oats. Does eat oats. Little lambs eat ivy.

Say bah.

lose the ‘H’

Say Yah.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Say “Whatever you make is good, Honey Lamb!!!”…

Little miss bo bleep

Catnip and other weeds – BAH…er… YES!

He needs a fodder figure in his life.

Maybe Beef-A-Roni?

We’re having Beef-A-Roni

Beef and macaroni

Beef-A-Roni’s fun to eat

Beef-A-Roni’s really neat

Hooray. Yippee. for Chef Boyardee!!

This comic is a bunch of sheep!

Humbug??

Not Bah… Yah!