Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 01, 2024

You sure that isn’t Elizardbreath Taylor?

Those boots were made for walking.

Godzilla looks pregnant. Hmmmm…

Huh ??

I’m flummoxed on this one!!!

Look at them boots!

A microzilla?

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound. He pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Helpless people on a subway train. Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them. He picks up a bus and he throws it back down. As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town. Oh no, they say, he’s got to go. Go go Godzilla, yeah. Oh no, there goes Tokyo. Go go Godzilla, yeah. Oh no, they say he’s got to go. Go go Godzilla, yeah. Oh no, there goes Tokyo. Go go Godzilla, yeah. Godzilla. Godzilla. Rinji news o moshiagemasu. Rinji news o moshiagemasu. Godzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu. Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai. Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai. Oh no, they say, he’s got to go. Go go Godzilla, yeah. Oh no, there goes Tokyo. Go go Godzilla, yeah. History shows again and again. How nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla. History shows again and again. How nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla. History shows again and again. How nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla. History shows again and again. How nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla

‘Godzilla’ – Song by Blue Öyster Cult

Godzilla was actually a female, right?

More like GAGA-Godzilla!!!

Godzilla bought two outfits at a BOGO Go-Go sale.

Just wait till your Mothra finds out.

Don’t the Japanese pronounce it Godzirra?

Disco Dinasaur.

Brian Setzer!…(look ’im up!)