Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 09, 2024

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    C  about 1 month ago

    Well, that’s just ducky

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    Just be glad he’s not a personal low-genie.

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    Does he appear when you rub the side of an old bathtub?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    “Hi, genie.”

    “It’s Hygenie.”

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  about 1 month ago

    I would LOVE this!

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    samadartson  about 1 month ago

    I’d have thought the rubber duckie would have counted as the 2nd wish!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Three washes.

    Next time, ask for whichever film actor/actress you find most attractive to share the bath with you. When you wash upon a star, doesn’t matter who you are.

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    geese28  about 1 month ago

    Toilet paper: finally!! My replacement is here

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    chetripley  about 1 month ago

    Three washes, I see what you did there.

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