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Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 02, 2025
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Don’t ask me why
Why I’m a hairy sight
I’m hairy noon and nighty-night night
My hair is a fright
I’m hairy high and low
But don’t ask me why
‘Cause we don’t know
It’s not for lack of fun
To lie like that in the sun, darlin’
Gimme an armpit with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there (hair)
Ankle-length or longer (hair)
Here, baby, there, mama
Everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Grow it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair
I let it fly in the breeze
And get washed in the seas
Give a home for the fleas in my hair
A home for the fleas
A hive for the buzzin’ bees
A nest for birds
There ain’t no words for the beauty and the splendor
The wonder of my
Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)