Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 02, 2025

Pitiful

Harry Pitts! Is Harry Pitts here?

I just love your clown size flip flops dahhhling!

It ain’t makes ya looks any less creepy ya knows.

Don’t ask me why

Why I’m a hairy sight

I’m hairy noon and nighty-night night

My hair is a fright

I’m hairy high and low

But don’t ask me why

‘Cause we don’t know

It’s not for lack of fun

To lie like that in the sun, darlin’

Gimme an armpit with hair

Long, beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming

Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there (hair)

Ankle-length or longer (hair)

Here, baby, there, mama

Everywhere, daddy, daddy

Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)

Grow it, show it

Long as I can grow it

My hair

I let it fly in the breeze

And get washed in the seas

Give a home for the fleas in my hair

A home for the fleas

A hive for the buzzin’ bees

A nest for birds

There ain’t no words for the beauty and the splendor

The wonder of my

Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)

Really glad she has her legs crossed

That’s so cute! They have matching hair.

What a pit-y.

all fashion is hogwash

She won the argument by a hair.

French?

The crossed legs leave a lot to the imagination…

This is hilarious!! ♥

How funny is this!!! LOLOL

Surf flops?