I want to write an accurate vampire story. One in which the vampire must deal with the… problem… that occurs after draining his victim of a gallon or so of liquid. What does the well-dressed vampire wear…? Depends…
Like I said yesterday, the only use of a Twilight novel is to wipe one’s ass.
THIS is why the Humanities should be favoured in colleges. So coprophagous ghostwriters like that dame behind the Twilight series will be rendered penniless and people learn to understand GOOD writing. REAL writing. PROPER writing that makes differences in lives. Men like Kafka, Orwell, Jules Verne and Alexander Pope.
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
I hate those sparkly vampires!
puddleglum1066 over 12 years ago
I want to write an accurate vampire story. One in which the vampire must deal with the… problem… that occurs after draining his victim of a gallon or so of liquid. What does the well-dressed vampire wear…? Depends…
Michael Thorton over 12 years ago
Like I said yesterday, the only use of a Twilight novel is to wipe one’s ass.
THIS is why the Humanities should be favoured in colleges. So coprophagous ghostwriters like that dame behind the Twilight series will be rendered penniless and people learn to understand GOOD writing. REAL writing. PROPER writing that makes differences in lives. Men like Kafka, Orwell, Jules Verne and Alexander Pope.
Thanks for preaching to the choir, Mort.
William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sort of like turning Liberace’s life into a vacuous teen love story!
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
Funny!