Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 07, 2014

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Oh my God, Sally! Did you make a clone of me to date since we broke up? Not exactly! He's like you, but he's more emotionally available and he shares my love of antique timepieces, and he's 350% more tolerant of body hair. And... What the... Oh my God Steve, did you build a clone of me too?! Not exactly! She's like you but she compromises more about housework and she likes video games and she helps me with baking like you never did! Was that all you wanted from me? I love you. Back into the salt mines, used clones!