Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 07, 2014
December 06, 2014
December 08, 2014
Transcript:
Oh my God, Sally! Did you make a clone of me to date since we broke up? Not exactly! He's like you, but he's more emotionally available and he shares my love of antique timepieces, and he's 350% more tolerant of body hair. And... What the... Oh my God Steve, did you build a clone of me too?! Not exactly! She's like you but she compromises more about housework and she likes video games and she helps me with baking like you never did! Was that all you wanted from me? I love you. Back into the salt mines, used clones!
Ida No almost 10 years ago
The used clones hate the used clones their partners made. Which is why they they focus on their salt mining so single-miningly.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
used
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think the clones should mate with their clone “better half” so their could be extreme irony… an asexually produced clone reproducing sexually.
nboady almost 10 years ago
This reminds me a lot of Orson Scott Card’s short story, Fat Farm.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
Those hypocrites, objecting to each one cloning the other.
emptc12 almost 10 years ago
See the movie “Mr. Nobody.”