Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 03, 2015
August 02, 2015
August 04, 2015
Transcript:
Baby, for you I would scale the highest mountain swim the deepest ocean. I would- Then prove it. Soon... NewsNet man scales highest mountain, swims deepest ocean; offered massive sponsorships, television show. I'm kinda seeing other people now...
I’ve seen several movies where a man has to do something big in order to win a woman’s hand in marriage, and by the time he does it, they’re both interested in other people. Then there’s “Eternal Darkness,” in which the woman doesn’t wait and gets killed, but her ghost talks the man into joining her in death.