Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 25, 2015

Transcript:

Hey, Achilles! Do you believe in the concept of ethical truth? Of course! How could you go on living with morality being changeable? For example, killing is wicked. Truly, it could not be otherwise. Which is why I'm gonna do it to Hector. In the neck. I thought you said it was wicked. Deeply deeply wicked. That's why I'm gonna do it to him first. In the neck. And then I'm gonna enslave his family. Isn't slavery wicked? Oh yeah. Ha! They're gonna hate it. Do you believe in the concept of justice? Of course! That's the thing my spear does!