Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 26, 2016
January 25, 2016
January 27, 2016
Transcript:
Know your bird-related auguries Raven death Sparrow good luck Eurasian Kestrel nobody will ever love you Barnacle Goose rent is due Crested Ibis your zipper is undone Dwarf Cassowary you need to stop drinking Fulvous Whistling Duck your spouse loathes you. Years of hatred have calcified into constant quiet malice, which takes its most palpable form in your furtive half-smiles and passionless sex. Pterodactyl the Time Machine work. Passenger Pigeon the Time Machine worked a little.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
It’s nice to know that my Acme time machine has potential.
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
And the Red-headed Woodpecker means …
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
Who says the tester wanted to go back as far as possible?
Rocky Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good one!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A puffin in front of the entire class would be auk-ward.
Kamino Neko almost 9 years ago
Zach’s clearly just trolling the paleonerds in the audience with that second-to-last one.