Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 07, 2016
April 06, 2016
April 08, 2016
Transcript:
Take clown, attach to ceiling of airtight tower. Raise lead weights to height of clown. Attach ball to clowns infinite handkerchief. Attach same ball to pulley. Drop. Ball descends. Rope turns. Generator runs. Additional energy from falling handkerchief exceeds energy lost in process. Thus, infinite energy forever. I can make it happen, Senators, for a measly hundred-million. But the clowns will never go along with this! You leave them to me.
That’s a really hard thing to calculate. But I know the clown constant “Pie” figures in there somewhere.