Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 07, 2016
April 06, 2016
April 08, 2016
Transcript:
Take clown, attach to ceiling of airtight tower. Raise lead weights to height of clown. Attach ball to clowns infinite handkerchief. Attach same ball to pulley. Drop. Ball descends. Rope turns. Generator runs. Additional energy from falling handkerchief exceeds energy lost in process. Thus, infinite energy forever. I can make it happen, Senators, for a measly hundred-million. But the clowns will never go along with this! You leave them to me.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
Oh yes, Congress will..(And none of them will ask how much energy it took to lift the lead weights to the top.)
Ida No over 8 years ago
Dark clown. Let’s see who’s laughing now.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
That’s a really hard thing to calculate. But I know the clown constant “Pie” figures in there somewhere.
lopaka over 8 years ago
‘But the clowns will never go along with this’ The senator must be talking about the House of ill repute.
David Bethke Premium Member over 8 years ago
What a Joker this guy is!
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
There’s something funny about the physics. It must be physical humor.