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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 05, 2016
September 04, 2016
September 06, 2016
Transcript:
God, I swear it's like there's a jerk society trying to get me. I think that's just a problem with subjective analysis. It's like how we all think we're above average. Everyone knows jerks, but nobody thinks he's a jerk. Huh. I never thought of it that way. Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting. Be it resolved that we shall invite him to a dinner party at the last minute, then be passive aggressive when he can't make it! Aye!
She looks like an Oompa-Loompa!