Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 14, 2016

Transcript:

Professor, I want to talk to you about your books. In the past 50 years, you've written 37. I wrote a program that scanned the books for usage of the words clearly, obviously, and of course. You'll note that usage is climbing at an exponential rate. Usage Time If we project the trend, six books from now, your writing will be nothing but self righteous assertions with no basis in fact or in any theory created in the last 30 years. So, your question is... Is it great being an emeritus professor? Clearly.