Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 23, 2016
Transcript:
Honnnnk! I'm walking as fast as I can! Your absolute speed is relevant but is not decisive! The determiner of my weight time is your absolute speed multiplied by the sine of the angle your path makes with the curb! You are walking at an extremely acute angle, such that the projection of your velocity on to the y-axis is practically zero! Do you just carry that diagram around with you everywhere? Trigonometry is the only thing my wife didn't take when she left!
An old joke. Totally derivative.