Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 04, 2019
November 03, 2019
November 05, 2019
Transcript:
Jesus decided to turn water into wine. The water's hydrogen atoms fuse to form the carbon rings and wine. H H H H H H The resulting explosion destroyed everything for hundreds of miles. But... He got things better on the second try. Behold! I am Jesus! King of the... Jews. Atlantians Jews
I’m still trying to figure out how, if Jesus turned water into wine, Christians could have supported Prohibition?