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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 04, 2019
November 03, 2019
November 05, 2019
Transcript:
Jesus decided to turn water into wine. The water's hydrogen atoms fuse to form the carbon rings and wine. H H H H H H The resulting explosion destroyed everything for hundreds of miles. But... He got things better on the second try. Behold! I am Jesus! King of the... Jews. Atlantians Jews
Ida No over 5 years ago
The laws of physics hold even if you don’t believe in them. Unlike other stuff.
Differentname over 5 years ago
I’m still trying to figure out how, if Jesus turned water into wine, Christians could have supported Prohibition?
gnome over 5 years ago
…. I’d give a nickel to see that…He must have been under some pressure to perform…
…Should have been beer anyway…..
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
Much better. Jewish kings get the hot babes and have neat stuff, like an ark and a collection of Philistine foreskins.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Where did he get the neutrons?
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
The First Plague: Water = Blood
The Wedding at Cana: Water = Wine
The Last Supper: Wine = Blood
Rogers George Premium Member over 5 years ago
lol didn’t see that coming.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Messing with the molecular structure of things can be very dangerous.