Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 18, 2020
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Transcript:
And the ugly duckling turned out to be a beautiful swan. Of course, this was temporary, and the inexorable passage of time absconded with her beauty and her friends, leaving her alone in a bell jar, slowly turning carbonic with her cynicism, and septic with her failed dreams. Nobody likes Sylvia Plath's book of fables.
As long as she doesn’t start reading “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning”.