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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 18, 2021
February 17, 2021
February 19, 2021
Transcript:
Hi, Billy Andersen from Cranford Elementary, New Jersey. This question is mainly for the senator, but I'd like to get his opponent's perspective as well: If you could have a billion dollars, but for the rest of your life, your eyes would be on your butt- would you do it? As usual, both candidates took the party line.
Algolei I about 4 years ago
A billion dollars AND eyes on my butt?!? Where do I sign!!!
Ida No about 4 years ago
“Good question. On the one hand, I’d be able to see where my head had gone to, and I’d be able to tell which direction I’m walking (if I cut holes in my pants). On the other, if the billion hasn’t been laundered into my campaign funds, I’ll have to bribe off the regulators, so I wouldn’t be keeping ALL of it… Boy, this is a hard one.”
Jon Schutter about 4 years ago
no money is worth the pain of sitting on your corneas
pumaman about 4 years ago
With a billion dollars you could pay to have your eyes moved back to your face with enough left over to throw a really kick-ass party. That’s the party line.
gnome about 4 years ago
……senators are looking like asses now….
….I’m thinking no one would notice….
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
This is going to take at least two committees to resolve.
ferddo about 4 years ago
Of course – that would make it easier to see the people kissing your butt in order to get money!
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
Party line or panty liner?
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Avoid foods that cause eye-watering farts.